Headline News

Welcome people to Healine News. I'm Beauty Jones, and yes, I'm better looking than you. In other news, today's top story, involves the coming of the mole people, and are they a threat? Peruzia Smith is live inside the community with the story.
"Hello Peruzia, how are you?"
"Eeek eck up."
"Smith, English please."
"Oh sorry, I've gotten used to their language. It's really quite easy once you figure out-"
"Smith.."
"-once you figure out that the sounds-"
"SMITH! Just do the story."
"Oh yes the story right. Well Beauty, the mole people are really quite intelligent. They're academics are comparable to ours at worst, and they're art is stunning. They are really a friendly race. In fact I had a few offered to have me for dinner not too long ago. They wouldn't say what we were having, but the description sounded scrumptuous."
"Yes Smith sounds lovely. But do you believe they pose a threat?"
"No not at all Beauty. In fact, I'm saddened by their coming doom."
"What do you mean?"
"Well they're going to die."
"Why?"
"Well, that's what we do. We kill stuff. We're good at it."
"But you said they posed no harm?"
"Yes, they do not."
"Then why would we kill them?"
"Well why not?"
"What kind of question is that?"
"The same one the Commander-in-chief is going to ask his generals."
"Good point. Well folks that all for today. Thanks you Smith, and hopefully we'll get to talk to you again soon. Good night folks."

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