7 signs it's time to take a bath

1. You can still smell last week's garlic chicken.
2. Others can still smell last week's garlic chicken.
3. Flys start to circle you instead of the compost yard.
4. Said flys begin to die.
5. You flatulate and people ask if you put on deodorant.
6. You begin to taste last week's garlic chicken.
7. The government starts writing you tickets for air pollution.